LAGOON MANE
issa lagoon, mane
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LAGOON MANE( RESORTS & BEVERAGES )
100 levels · dodge the motels · land in the lagoon
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ISSA LAGOON, MANE
the sun is goin down, you comin up
dey dun f***ed up
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/ləˈɡuːbriəs/ adjective
lagoon mane, 2026 the deep, unbothered wellness that comes over a man standing in a body of water somebody else paid for. the feeling a wonderful lagoon gives you.
in use “we feelin lugubrious” — said from a lava rock, holding a cup, at golden hour, by a man who had just been given a whole a$$ lagoon.
Older dictionaries have this one down as gloomy. They wrote those before they saw the lagoon. The word has been updated. To be lugubrious is to be doing great.
| ISSA LAGOON | DOUBLETREE | |
|---|---|---|
| Body of water | a whole a$$ lagoon | pool, shaped like a kidney |
| Complimentary | the entire lagoon | one (1) warm cookie |
| The sun | goin down | fluorescent, 24/7 |
| Us | comin up | parking level 2 |
| Mood | lugubrious | continental breakfast |
| Rocks | lava. volcanic. ancient. | decorative, by the ice machine |
| Address as | mane | sir |
DoubleTree by Hilton makes a genuinely good cookie. This is not about the cookie.
getter, if you see this
I made you a whole a$$ app. It started as a joke about you sayin “lugubrious” on a lava rock and then it got a little out of hand.
It's yours if you want it. The domain, the game, the emails people leave, all of it. No catch, nothin to sign, I don't want anything back. Just thought you should have it.
suns goin down. we comin up.
— PatrickReza
You just spent all that time flyin his head through a lagoon. Least you can do is hit follow.
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